Title: Indecent Proposal
Author:
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Written For:
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Challenge: Twice A Week
Rating: PG13
Warnings Suggestion of bestiality
Pairings: Hermione/Sirius
Word Count: 139
Summary: Continuation of Naughty Touching
Author's Note: This is the result of a conversation between
wildeagainand myself about how to get squicky with it. In all honesty it is a very, very tame because I just couldn't make it go dirty.
Sensing that she had taken her accidental naughty touching more seriously than she ought to, Sirius transformed back into a wizard and walked over to where she was quietly talking to Harry and Ginny. Throwing an arm around her shoulders and tossing a wink to Harry and Ginny, he steered her away for a private word.
"What's wrong?" he asked patiently, hiding his exasperation about this part of her personality.
"Nothing," she lied. "Why?"
"Whether I look like this, or I look like Snuffles, you know it is always me in there, don't you?"
Hermione nodded.
"Good, because we come here twice a week and James is only going to get bigger and more rambunctious, could happen again."
Watching her cheeks flush with color prompted him to tease her by adding, "Maybe you and Snuffles should get better acquainted."
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Challenge: Twice A Week
Rating: PG13
Warnings Suggestion of bestiality
Pairings: Hermione/Sirius
Word Count: 139
Summary: Continuation of Naughty Touching
Author's Note: This is the result of a conversation between
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Sensing that she had taken her accidental naughty touching more seriously than she ought to, Sirius transformed back into a wizard and walked over to where she was quietly talking to Harry and Ginny. Throwing an arm around her shoulders and tossing a wink to Harry and Ginny, he steered her away for a private word.
"What's wrong?" he asked patiently, hiding his exasperation about this part of her personality.
"Nothing," she lied. "Why?"
"Whether I look like this, or I look like Snuffles, you know it is always me in there, don't you?"
Hermione nodded.
"Good, because we come here twice a week and James is only going to get bigger and more rambunctious, could happen again."
Watching her cheeks flush with color prompted him to tease her by adding, "Maybe you and Snuffles should get better acquainted."
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The thing is, it's just another aspect of the character that makes it that much more deep and complex, the actual sex of it being pretty small compared to the more symbolic and mental stuff. I guess the main thing that comes to mind is, on one hand, Snuffles is such a simple and pure costume to wear, it's like a way to free Sirius' own innocence for a bit. On the other hand, there's the primal beast aspect of it. And there's also how his relationships with other people when he's Snuffles colors the personal dynamics.
So really, squick is the least of it, imo.
However, I think you've done a great job of painting an opening here. I love Sirius' exasperation and teasing - it's perfect.
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"Do you feel adventurous, punk? Well, do ya?"
*giggles nervously*
It will take a very special prompt to go were very few (although it has been done) have gone before.
To be honest, I question whether or not it is even bestiality. He's not actually a dog but as you say a man in a somewhat elaborate costume. The real question is whether or not Hermione would tolerate this sort of adventursome sex. To write smut I have to be turned on by what I'm writing and I'm just not by this scenario so that complicates things further.
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I'm right there with you on the omgwtf he'd still be a dog.
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lol
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What concerns me most about the animagi thing isn't, ahem, er, you know, but that JK Rowling never properly explains the clothing after a transformation. And having seen Sirius in his faux fur velour robe in the OotP film sorts out nothing for me, just adds to the confusion.
Great job. ;)
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The more I try and think about this the more I realize that this is not really something I'm going to explore, ah...fully. I just don't write an anything goes sort of experience. I think he would tease her about it, just to see it make her blush, but I don't believe, that in the way I understand them, they would ever take this to very, uh, special place.
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Edit: I mean, you could write it from Sirius' POV, but you'd have to make decision about whether you'd say things like "His paws caressed her" or just write the internal dialouge of Padfoot!Sirius without description of his physical appearance. It could be easier to be in Hermione's head for that.
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But I'm confused, are you saying that if he was Padfoot he couldn't have a POV?
The closest I've come to imagining this play out is to picture him using Padfoot as an extra asset and therefore morphing between the two. Ultimately it just squicks, not delights, so I don't finish the daydream.
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I missed your edit, sorry.
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Oh. I know why. My reply back overlapped with your edit attempted.
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Try it either way! ;)
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*snickers*
did it...what are we in 3rd grade, look at the two of us!
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Get it? Horns. Antlers.
Totally awesome.
Yes, it was a knock knock joke and you played with me.
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Of course then I'm just writing about two dogs fucking.
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the thread is officially sullied.
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Not even if she is an adorable standard poodle, apricot in color...
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great job once again
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WAIT!!!
"Maybe you and Snuffles should get better acquainted."
SHIT!
I don't think Hermione would be up for that.....
Hell.... as much as I love Sirius.... I WOULDN'T BE UP FOR THAT. I'd stick his ass in the pound, if he suggested that!
LOL
But amusing!
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I wrote this to see if I could get squicky with it. I couldn't here but I'm exploring it, slowly, in my own private writing. It doesn't do anything for me which makes writing it tough. It has become an exercise in pushing my tolerances.
I agree with you. Hermione never asks for this but a part of me doubts that Sirius hasn't explored his sexuality this way. So, what is actually bestiality. The man in a dog suit that mates with another dog or the man in his dog suit licking his lady friend. Are they both? Are they neither. It's all so ewwww but I guess as a writer I feel like I have to ask these questions about the character I'm working with.
If I ever finish it I'll probably post it. Just to my flist so if you ever see BEASTIALITY: I ACTUALLY DID IT in the warning you know not to read it.
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I am open to it. In fact Bestiality is mentioned in one of my fics....
I've read other stories before.... that were rated Nc-17....
I just found the way you wrote it to be comical.