Drabble: Full Of It

[ceredwensirius]

Title: Full Of It
Author: ceredwensirius
Written For: grangerblack100
Word Count: 136
Rating: PG13
Challenge: Couch
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.
Author's Notes: Dialog only because sometimes it amuses me.

 

“So what you’re saying is – you want to shag?”

“I wouldn’t, didn’t, couch it like that.”

“’Would you like to come up for a cuppa’ is the international code for ‘I want a shag’, Hermione.”

“And if I said it to Molly Weasley?”

“If you said that to Molly after a date like we just had, I would have to say that you’re kinkier than I ever imagined.”

“That was a date?”

“You know damn well it was.”

“A stroll down Diagon?”

“We held hands.”

“Only to keep me from falling.”

“A man like me sees his opportunity and grabs it.”

“..and of course I was falling because you tripped me.”

“Men like me shape their opportunities, Hermione.”

“I think what you meant to say was that men like you are full of shite.”

“That too.”

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