Title: Full Of It
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ceredwensirius
Written For: [livejournal.com profile] grangerblack100
Word Count: 136
Rating: PG13
Challenge: Couch
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.
Author's Notes: Dialog only because sometimes it amuses me.


 

“So what you’re saying is – you want to shag?”

“I wouldn’t, didn’t, couch it like that.”

“’Would you like to come up for a cuppa’ is the international code for ‘I want a shag’, Hermione.”

“And if I said it to Molly Weasley?”

“If you said that to Molly after a date like we just had, I would have to say that you’re kinkier than I ever imagined.”

“That was a date?”

“You know damn well it was.”

“A stroll down Diagon?”

“We held hands.”

“Only to keep me from falling.”

“A man like me sees his opportunity and grabs it.”

“..and of course I was falling because you tripped me.”

“Men like me shape their opportunities, Hermione.”

“I think what you meant to say was that men like you are full of shite.”

“That too.”


From: [identity profile] jadecharmer.livejournal.com


Dude, who cares if he's full of shite when he's being that creative? Honestly, if Hermione doesn't want to fall for it, I'll sacrifice myself. Just because I'm that noble, of course.

Totally hilarious, I absolutely loved it.

From: [identity profile] ceredwensirius.livejournal.com


I think he knows his chances are pretty good. She's just busting his chops a little.

From: [identity profile] calistokerrigan.livejournal.com


HMMMMM... delightful...oh wait, was I supposed to read something? Because I was staring at that loverly pic up top. Going back to look for text now ;)

From: [identity profile] ilexx.livejournal.com


AH!HAHAHA! You totally used the definition of "couch" I was secretly thinking of when I made the prompt!!!

From: [identity profile] ceredwensirius.livejournal.com


Its the definition that came to me when the prompt went up. :)
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From: [identity profile] shalimarfire.livejournal.com


I agree with Sirius - definitely code for shagging!
*smacks Hermione* go with it!
LOL! This was really good.

From: [identity profile] ceredwensirius.livejournal.com


She's just giving him a hard time here. I like his chances! :)

From: [identity profile] shibela.livejournal.com


I love this.

Have you ever seen the movie "What's Up, Doc?" with Barbara Streisand, Ryan O'Neal (sp? - Farrah Fawcett's main squeeze, you know the guy), Madeleine Kahn, and a slew of other great actors (one of whom played Boss Hogg in "The Dukes of Hazzard")? It's a hilarious movie revolving around 4 identical overnight cases & the mix-ups occurring because of several characters wanting 2 of them. It ends up being a case of musical overnight cases, nobody has their own case, car chases, property damage, fibs, dinner parties, and charm - lots of charm. *snort giggles*

Anyhow, there's this part of the movie that your fic totally reminds me of: One of the cases is loaded with expensive jewelry, and the character after the jewels sends his flunky to distract the owner while he switches out cases. The flunky asks how he's supposed to distract the woman, and is told to show her his 'charm'. So, the flunky goes off muttering "Charm, show her my charm" and ends up attempting to charm her by tripping her and then trying to help her get up after she's fallen, only to trip her again - and the cycle goes on until she attaches herself to his leg and proceeds to gnaw on it in frustration & anger. (or maybe it's self-protection?) LOL

I totally recommend this movie if you need something to laugh at and enjoy a bit of slapstick / situational comedy. This is probably my most favorite Madeleine Kahn movie (right up there with "Blazing Saddles").

Thank you for sharing this! I'll be chuckling about it all day.

Shibela

From: [identity profile] ceredwensirius.livejournal.com


Oh! Thank you! I haven't seen that movie in years but I know the scene. It's a classic. I'm really glad you enjoyed this. Sirius, or at least a healthy whole Sirius, lends himself to humorous situations. He's so smug and arrogant but has a good heart, I think.
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