Title: Bad Sex
Author:
ceredwensirius
Written For:
grangerblack100
Word Count: 187
Rating: R
Challenge: Clueless
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.
Twelve years incarceration, one year on the run, one year house arrest, and a five year period stuck in magical stasis later, Sirius was once again presented with the happy prospect of bedding a woman.
Like his last, she was beautiful, witty, and crazy about him. Unlike his last, she was bossy and a bit cotrolling.
When had he developed a taste for that?
Perhaps it was his age and a desire for structure, stability, someone he could count on. It wasn't really clear to him. What was clear, was that while sex might not have changed all that much in twenty years, he had.
He felt almost foolish, like some bumbling, clueless schoolboy who didn't know where his pecker was supposed to go. His hands were shaking so much with excitement and he was already so close it was pathetic and then...
Gobs of wet warmth surged forth, coating her belly like a broken strand of pearls. His shame tinged his cheeks with red.
"I'm so sor-"
"Shhh..." Hermione's hand cupped his jaw where it curved up, just below his ear, gently, and in tender reassurance.
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Word Count: 187
Rating: R
Challenge: Clueless
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.
Twelve years incarceration, one year on the run, one year house arrest, and a five year period stuck in magical stasis later, Sirius was once again presented with the happy prospect of bedding a woman.
Like his last, she was beautiful, witty, and crazy about him. Unlike his last, she was bossy and a bit cotrolling.
When had he developed a taste for that?
Perhaps it was his age and a desire for structure, stability, someone he could count on. It wasn't really clear to him. What was clear, was that while sex might not have changed all that much in twenty years, he had.
He felt almost foolish, like some bumbling, clueless schoolboy who didn't know where his pecker was supposed to go. His hands were shaking so much with excitement and he was already so close it was pathetic and then...
Gobs of wet warmth surged forth, coating her belly like a broken strand of pearls. His shame tinged his cheeks with red.
"I'm so sor-"
"Shhh..." Hermione's hand cupped his jaw where it curved up, just below his ear, gently, and in tender reassurance.
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By the way, since I'm lazy, let me say here yes to both comms. I'll add you this weekend.
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You really captured the painful embarrassment and awkwardness here. Nicely done. Good opportunity for MORE. *cough*
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By the way, your icon is awesome.
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That sort of make it better?
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This is a cute line, heh.
I like this drabble, it's tight. Tidy.
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Oh, thanks. I was chatting with someone that there isn't a lot of bad!sex out there for Sirius and then I needed to write it.
Incidently, I'm exploring him and his family in an rpg and have sent a few people over to your Black family fic. Still the best out there I've ever read.
Thanks for stopping by.
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Oh, gee, gosh thanks. Recently I've written (and still am writing) lots of Remus/Sirius and Rosmerta/Sirius, which has been great on both sides, yet I want to finish that Black Family story. That's nice to hear, thank you.
Good luck with your fandom stuff!
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