Title: Bad Sex
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ceredwensirius
Written For: [livejournal.com profile] grangerblack100
Word Count: 187
Rating: R
Challenge: Clueless
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.


Twelve years incarceration, one year on the run, one year house arrest, and a five year period stuck in magical stasis later, Sirius was once again presented with the happy prospect of bedding a woman.

Like his last, she was beautiful, witty, and crazy about him. Unlike his last, she was bossy and a bit cotrolling.

When had he developed a taste for that?

Perhaps it was his age and a desire for structure, stability, someone he could count on. It wasn't really clear to him. What was clear, was that while sex might not have changed all that much in twenty years, he had.

He felt almost foolish, like some bumbling, clueless schoolboy who didn't know where his pecker was supposed to go. His hands were shaking so much with excitement and he was already so close it was pathetic and then...

Gobs of wet warmth surged forth, coating her belly like a broken strand of pearls. His shame tinged his cheeks with red.

"I'm so sor-"

"Shhh..." Hermione's hand cupped his jaw where it curved up, just below his ear, gently, and in tender reassurance.

From: [identity profile] ceredwensirius.livejournal.com


Oh, no... you laughed at him. He's going to sulk in a corner now.


By the way, since I'm lazy, let me say here yes to both comms. I'll add you this weekend.

From: [identity profile] ilexx.livejournal.com


*giggle* oh dear!

You really captured the painful embarrassment and awkwardness here. Nicely done. Good opportunity for MORE. *cough*

From: [identity profile] ceredwensirius.livejournal.com


Oh no... you want more badsex!Sirius? Its so painful to write!


By the way, your icon is awesome.

From: [identity profile] ilexx.livejournal.com


noooo not more badsex!Sirius! "more" as in the stuff that happens next that makes it all better!

From: [identity profile] ceredwensirius.livejournal.com


Oh, you mean 'now that I've had my moment of shame I'm going to fuck you until all your remember is how to scream my name?'

That sort of make it better?

From: [identity profile] padfootslover.livejournal.com


Yes! I DO remember this one. I enjoyed it as well. If you had the fuller pictures of those two I would love to turn them into banners.

From: [identity profile] duck-or-rabbit.livejournal.com


He felt almost foolish, like some bumbling, clueless schoolboy who didn't know where his pecker was supposed to go.

This is a cute line, heh.

I like this drabble, it's tight. Tidy.

From: [identity profile] ceredwensirius.livejournal.com


*facepalm* Replied with the wrong journal. Sorry.

Oh, thanks. I was chatting with someone that there isn't a lot of bad!sex out there for Sirius and then I needed to write it.


Incidently, I'm exploring him and his family in an rpg and have sent a few people over to your Black family fic. Still the best out there I've ever read.


Thanks for stopping by.

From: [identity profile] duck-or-rabbit.livejournal.com


Incidently, I'm exploring him and his family in an rpg and have sent a few people over to your Black family fic. Still the best out there I've ever read.

Oh, gee, gosh thanks. Recently I've written (and still am writing) lots of Remus/Sirius and Rosmerta/Sirius, which has been great on both sides, yet I want to finish that Black Family story. That's nice to hear, thank you.

Good luck with your fandom stuff!

From: [identity profile] ceredwensirius.livejournal.com


Thank you. Its gotten a better reception than I thought. I was worried you lot would be done with me, lol.
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