Drabble: James/Sirius

[ceredwensirius]

Title: Untitled
Pairing: Sirius/James
Written For: toujours_nigel  and the Five Affairs Festlet
Prompt: Lancelot
Word Count: 77
Warnings: Implication of infidelity, slash
Disclaimer: Not mine
Author's Notes: Eh. I attempted your style bb but am nowhere as good with ambiguity. Hope you enjoy.



"I think you've... ohgodyes... got that analogy... oh fuck... all wrong."

"How so?"

"Do that again!"

"What? That?"

"Nnngh... yes, fuck you're good at that!"

"Yes, I know. Now this analogy, the one I have wrong... tell me more."

"Stop arsing about you bloody sadist."

"I'll only continue whilst you explain."

"Lancelot, he... oh, fuck, don't stop."

"He?"

"Oh, you arse. He bedded the... fuck that feels good."

"He bedded the...?"

"Queen!"

"Well you are rather."

"Arse."

Comments

[toujours-nigel.livejournal.com]

ehehehe, this is such fun. :)

thanks. *uses Arthurian icon*

[ceredwensirius.livejournal.com]

You are welcome. I actually like to think that Lance had them both buuuuut it worked for me here so I cheated.

[toujours-nigel.livejournal.com]

Lancelot totally had both. pretty threesome omnomnom.

Read Mists of Avalon? Fabulous Arthur/Lancelot vibe, though hated Guinevere.

But then, T.H. White is the only author where I love everyone, and not just talking about the Trio, either. His people are so human, and...

right, um, sorry, I tend to rant about Arthur, um.

[ceredwensirius.livejournal.com]

MoA is probably my favorite book and you just DO NOT want to get me started on my Gwen!hate! I cannot stand her! And, ok, infidelity and incest are two of my squicks but with MoA I ship Morgaine/Lancelot and Lancelot/Arthur. Go figure. I want Gwen to die. Early on. Let the big wide open sky crush her. Crush her to teeny tiny unrecognizable bits.


Sorry.




Did I mention I hate Gwen?

[toujours-nigel.livejournal.com]

*gets you started on Gwen!hate!*

Morgaine ftw. Also, poor bb Lancelot.

with MoA I ship Morgaine/Lancelot and Lancelot/Arthur

nonono. see, that's nice, yes, but what you really want is Morgaine/Lancelot/Arthur. Think about it. I'll wait here.

[ceredwensirius.livejournal.com]

How the fuck could he fall for that insipid blond creature when he had Morgaine at his fingertips? The TORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! It almost happened and whenever I read it, as in every single time, I feel teh chemistry between and it ALMOST happens. I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE GWEN!!!

Actually, that would be a lovely threesome. Can you imagine Camelot with Morgaine at Arthur's side and not Gwen?

*shudders with glee*






Instigator...

[toujours-nigel.livejournal.com]

i can, yes. a very luverli Camelot, none of these Christian people. all lovelt ot3 pagans.

[dogsunderfoot.livejournal.com]

Oh, gosh, I started chuckling out loud before I could stop myself and my 12-yr-old son asked, "What's so funny?"

Wanna talk about a deer in the headlights look?

*hugs*

[ceredwensirius.livejournal.com]

Haha, deer in headlights. I can only imagine! How ever did you talk your way out of that one, mom?

[dogsunderfoot.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm not quite sure. I think I offered some vague, "I just read something funny." Fortunately, he's a bit scatterbrained. He'll ask me something and lose interest in the answer before I'm halfway through it.
That is extremely handy.