Fic: Lemurs, Tigers, and Bears, Oh My! | Remus/Sirius | PG15

Title: Lemurs, Tigers, and Bears, Oh My!
Author: Ceredwensirius
Written For: gulf_aid_now, recipient eprime
Prompt: Soon after Hogwarts Sirius attempts creating his first portkey. It is supposed to transport them to someplace near where he's been before, but instead they end up in [fill in the blank]. Wacky adventures ensue. Bonus points if it includes any or all of the following:
James (in a totally non-slashy way, I'm not trying to sneak my OTT in there! *g*)
Snarky banter
Someone flirting with Remus and Sirius gets jealous
Character, Pairing: Sirius, Remus; past Sirius/Remus/James, Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 4,553
Warnings: Just some allusions to sex, coarse language
Rating: PG15
Summary: Sirius has an awesome adventure, but Remus just has a bad day.
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.
Author‘s Note: I am very pleased to be able to help this effort, even if only in such a small way. eprime thank you for the opportunity and such a fun prompt! I tried to hit everything but I just couldn’t get the jealousy thing going. It ended badly every time. I kinda sorta got James in there, though not in person. I do hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Thank you to whitmans_kiss for the beta.

( Someday, Remus is going to learn his lesson about not going along with all of Padfoot’s half-brewed ideas, particularly when he has that little glint in his eye, the glint that suggests whatever Sirius has been working on is more enthusiasm and gut-feeling than actual research and practical magical theory.  )