If you could make me write, meme

[ceredwensirius]

I've seen this around and, ok, its a little pointless to ask but I am curious if only mildly, is there something you would make me write? Other pairings or other fandoms?

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, what would you love to see me write? I'm not actually going to write any of these (unless something strikes me), but I am curious.