Remus/Sirius Kink Meme

[ceredwensirius]

As promised in this post (which no one read, lol) I am opening this journal up to an anonymous kink meme. This has nothing to do with my birthday, it just happens to be the most convenient weekend for me for awhile. So, this kink meme will run from now until 10pm January 17th, at which I will turn IP logging back on.

EDIT: Okay, so, this kink meme will run until it runs out of steam, I suppose. I thought to end it tomorrow but that is not to be. I suppose there is no set date now. When prompts start to slow and folks aren't telling me they are working on fills then I'll let everyone know it is coming to end. Also, I've cleaned up my edits a bit.

Rules

1. Anonymous comments only - all others will be deleted by me with no warning.
2. In the subject line of your request put 'Request'
3. One claim per request. Reply to the request comment with 'I've got this' or something, I'm not fussed and then go write your kinky goodness. When you're all ready, post your kinky goodness in reply to the original request.
4. This is a kink meme. No gen, no G, no PG, and no PG13. R and NC17 only. Anything else will get my delete hammer.
5. Remus/Sirius only, though they are free to bring along extra playmates if they so choose.
6. No flames. If I get enough of them I'll turn IP logging back on and this kink meme will be over.

These rules are subject to change by the management, er, me. I've never done this before and the rules as I've laid them out might be quite silly and unworkable. If that is the case, I'll edit the post and make a notation in red letters or something.

EDIT: Art fills are more than welcome!

EDIT 2: I just noticed people are forgetting to put Request in the subject line. People, don't make me spank you.

EDIT: 3 Multiple fills per request is fine. I DID say this was my first time hosting one of these things. :)

EDIT 4: Anon means anon. The rules are simple. Please follow them. I've been lax on reviewers and will continue to be so but if you fill a request, do it anon.

Comments

Re: Request: Tentacles/ "A Series of Un/fortunate Events" Pt 2

[(Anonymous)]

Remus quietly followed his over eager companion. They walked along the shore of the lake and the sun was beginning to set, leaving the sky a dusty orange color.

Under other circumstances, Remus would have loved to be going on this walk with Sirius.

The prefect's eyes scanned the surrounding areas, wondering when James would reveal himself and from where he would leap.

True, Sirius was brilliant, but Remus knew him far too well. He could smell a marauder prank from a mile away.

Come on James, let's get this over with.

Part of him knew it was silly to just 'let' Sirius prank him, but that part of him was quite small. It shriveled beside the part of Remus that lit up like a lumos charm whenever Sirius smiled.

... And Sirius had the best smiles following a successful prank.

"Just a little bit further, Moony!"

Remus smiled. "Take your time, Padfoot; just make sure we're done before dinner."

Sirius suddenly stopped midstep and looked around.

Curious, observed Remus. Something wasn't going according to Sirius's plan.

"I'm sorry, Moony," he scratched his head. "I have no idea where James's got off to."

"It's alright," Remus smiled gently as he began kicking his shoes off. "Maybe he ran off to use the loo?"

"Maybe," Sirius agreed, though obviously looking annoyed. Remus caught Sirius looking at him and it caused a quick shiver to jump down his spine. "What are you doing?"

"I'm taking my shoes off, obviously." Then to further explain, Remus added, "So I can walk in the lake for a bit."

A wide grin spread across Sirius's lips. He looked far too amused, but far too charming as well. Remus wouldn't complain.

He stepped into the water after rolling up slacks some and smiled as the lake water lapped at his shins.

"Y'know, wait here Moony. Wait right here. I'll go find Prongs. I won't be long."

"I don't mind waiting," Remus promised.

~*~

"Way to nearly ruin the plan!" Sirius barked at James.

"I was trying to figure out how to dump it on Remus without letting it hit you!" James defended.

Sirius arched an eyebrow. "It can't be that hard."

"Yes," James insisted. "It is. You two walk so closely together, one might assume you were a couple of shirt lifters!"

Sirius hid his blushing by laughing loudly. "Right. Well then, James, if you wanted a quick snog you should have said so." He waggled his eyebrows suggestively.

"Sod off," James playfully pushes Sirius. "The only way I'd ever snog a bloke, would be if Evans suddenly grew a pair."

"I'll submit that to memory," Sirius grinned. "Come on, Rem is just this way..."

James pulled the invisibility cloak on and sneaked behind Sirius as the other boy lead the way towards Remus.

Remus, as promised, hadn't moved a muscle. He was standing in the lake, wiggling his toes in the sand.

Sirius made a conscious effort to maintain a healthy distance from Remus, which was actually more difficult to do than he would have guessed. He never noticed the way he gravitated towards Moony without even thinking about it.

~*~

One moment, Remus was the picture of serenity and the next he was gasping and shouting as James suddenly tore his cloak off and dumped the goop a'la shrimp right on top of Remus's head. Remus was drenched head to toe in sticky substance. He coughed several times and pinched his nose, moaning pitifully. "Merlin, this smells dreadful. Couldn't you have taken pity on my heightened senses? It's almost 'the full' remember?"

But the other two boys were too busy laughing their butts off. Sirius bent over, holding his gut, choking on peals of laughter.

"What was the point of this anyway?" Remus drawled on.

His question was answered in the form of a large wet appendage leaping from the water and wrapping around his waist. "Blood Hell!" he shouted and tried to get to his wand. He couldn't seem to reach past the tentacle that gripped him.

"Language, Prefect!" James shouted, making a tisk tisk noise with his lips.

Sirius is still laughing, and has by now, begun rolling around in the sand like the dog that he is.

Remus narrows his eyes. "If the giant squid eats me and I die, I will haunt you both for the rest of your Earthly existence."

Re: Request: Tentacles/ "A Series of Un/fortunate Events" Pt 2

[(Anonymous)]

He had meant it as a joke, but it seemed being eaten might have become a very real possibility. The giant squid was pulling at Remus's limbs with several tentacles, one long tendril pulling at each of Remus's arms and legs. Then to Remus's horror he saw the squid's mouth fall open and a very large, very wet tongue extended towards him.

It lapped at his body again and again, touching everywhere and everything. It was vile. It was disgusting.

... and when the tongue began probing at his crotch Remus had to fight to keep a startled moan from escaping his lips.

Sirius was no longer laughing. His eyes were plastered to Remus. He seemed to be frozen in the moment, not exactly sure what to do next.

James, in the meantime, had his wand out and was sending numerous stunning spells at the aquatic beast. It wasn't working...

"Just go get... a teacher!" Remus yelped as the squid's tongue lapped at his face. "Pl-" he lost all ability to talk when the wet appendage forced its way into his mouth, damn near choking him.

"But the detentions..." Sirius whispered, still transfixed by what was happening to Remus.

"Bugger the detentions! We get them all the time anyway!" James slapped Sirius a top his head before running to get help.


Sirius wasn't sure what it was that made this so fascinating. There was something about the way the squid's tongue probed Remus's mouth that captured his attention.

Maybe it was how well Remus was handling it? Remus was very calm. He was always calm. That shouldn't have surprised Sirius, but it did. It surprised him to see the way Remus so naturally relaxed his body when something so long and large was assaulting his mouth.

Sirius was very happy James was gone, because he was suddenly harder than he had ever remembered being in his life. Fuck, I'm a pervert...

The squid drew Sirius from his thoughts when he heard it growl, large bubbles popping over the surface of the lake.

Bloody hell... the squid wasn't done with Remus. It wanted to find every trace of food on him, didn't it?

Sirius could do nothing but watch as a the squid used one of it's large tentacles to tear open Remus's robes and trousers. His clothing clung to his body in tatters, revealing his scarred flesh tot he world.

The creature's tongue lapped at his body, rolling over his crotch again and again.

It was purely sinful.

That dirty squid had to be doing it on purpose.

Remus alternating between shouts of fear or maybe just embarrassment and the occasional startled groan of pleasure.

Sirius could plainly see the erection Remus was sporting as the squid's tongue began to probe at his arse.

"S-s-sirius! Please!" he heard his friend shout, and the meaning Sirius took from it, brought a sharp red blush to his cheeks.

"Hang on, Moony!" Sirius begged.

Re: Request: Tentacles/ "A Series of Un/fortunate Events" Pt 2

[(Anonymous)]

OP here! Oooh, so dirty, I love it! I hope there will be more? I definitely want to see Remus get off from this! XD